Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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Via Love is the only gold.


Everything about this movie is gold

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I laughed so hard no sound came out

(Source: iguanamouth)

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I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

10 Big Macs and 10 cheeseburgers, 50 nuggets and 20 small fries…then people complain when we can’t get their orders ready fast enough… *sigh*


People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Via So This Is Love



Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

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Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

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Our wedding is in less than 9 months!

I can’t stand waiting! 😫
I’m so excited!!! 😍😄💍💕

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